Automated Patriotism

Disgusted with the state of our beloved nation but not got time to properly articulate you objections?

Liberal Marxist soap dodgers turning your beloved isle into a cess pool but too angry to type or write?

Well here’s the tool for all you true Brits out there, the Twat-A-Tron.

Here are a couple of gems from this automated text generator, I get the feeling that it has already been put to great use on the comments sections of the Daily Mail and telegraph website.

Everyone knows non-christians are telling us what to do,, Somebody should go round their houses with a pair of pliers and a can of petrol,,, Oh wait, that wouldnt be ‘PC’ enough!!!

Dd you know that black people are rpomoting teenage pregnancy. The only solution is to string them all up. It is only a matter oft ime before race riots spill blood on our streets!!

fyi! its the ethnic minorities gays and lesbians complaining again. health tourists are playing the race card. soon we will elect jeremy clarkson as prime minister. bnp for england!!!

Lies damn lies and stistics!… eeryone knows terrorists are interfering in our lives again… Its time we sterolise them all… Will sex with nimals be legal next?!??

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Posted on June 10, 2008, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. “ITS SIMPLE I N YM OPINION GUARDIAN READERS ARE DENYING OUR FREEDOMS SOMEBODY SHOULD SEND THEM BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM BEST THING FOR THEM”

    “Question Open your eyes people! sandal-wearing liberals are selling us down the river, Soon we will bring back floggig and the death penalty i say, PS If you are offended by this then leave thecountry!!!”

    Sometimes it’s pretty accurate

  2. Pretty accurate in what way? That you agree with the sentiments or that it’s accurate in that this is the sort of drivel that fills comment sections of papers like the mail and telegraph?

  3. @welshboi – I have the same question. Is he agreeing with the sentiments or highlighting the sentiments of others?

    http://steadycat.wordpress.com/

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